You’re gonna lose friends, guys, girls, relationships, etc but fuck it as long as you don’t lose yourself you’re good
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What’s the most simple thing you’ve ever had to explain to a fully competent adult?
In Inglorious Basterds there’s a line “We’re crossing into American lines”.
My GF turns to me and says “Is this when the countries were connected?”, referring to Germany and the USA.
Somehow her facts of Pangea and 1945 history had become twisted.
“No…”
Wear a condom.
Why I'd Be Kicked Out of The Scooby Gang
- Shaggy: Zoinks
- Scooby: Ruh-roh
- Daphne: Jeepers
- Velma: Jinkies
- Me: Well fuck
